A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!