A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.