A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.