What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes