What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes