What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them