What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.