Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys