What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.