What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.