Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)