Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!