Because they'll crack up anyways
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
A quackhead.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Don't worry they'll tell you
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window