Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window