Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line