Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Businessman Jokes More Businessman Jokes

What did the businessman say to the other businessman?

We're both businessmen.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.