How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.