Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !