What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Talonted!

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner