Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.