Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal