How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light