What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf