What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.