How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)