Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
He went to Jared
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
In Africa.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
He's having a midlife crisis.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Me: *names two of them*
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
I was 10 years old yesterday.
Drill drill drill.
To make A TP