Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Because he was empty inside.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
3 Guys
They bring flowers to his grave.
Any place without a drive-up window.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He's having a midlife crisis.
He was having a midlife crisis.
They go to the moo-vies!
Slot shaming.
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
Drill drill drill.
To make A TP