What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.