What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.