How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.