What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "