How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."