How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.