What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.