What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.