How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)