Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.