Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus