What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.