What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)