Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.