Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.