What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P