What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Airbus Jokes More Airbus Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.