What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.