How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.