What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful