How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.