How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles