What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!