What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while