How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet