How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.