How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.