Because she was drinking on the job.
Because they couldn't get 7up
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Because they got a bad wrap.
A Tibetan monk on fire.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
