Because she was drinking on the job.
Euca-lipton
Soo-Duhh!
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
Ask Hugh Hefner.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
He took one too many whisks.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
Sperm banks.