Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.