What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.