My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.