My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride