What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.