What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid