What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize