What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.