What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath