What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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A washing machine

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill