What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.