You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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If it's bill withers!
They get toad away.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
An acappellago
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Sunflower.
It went to Detroit.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
I don't know, check the post above me.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.