You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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If it's bill withers!
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Crossfit
A stick.
It got stuck in 9/11
Chin-chin would leave.
A hot cross bun.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
It's the only way they can own a soul.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
A firequacker.
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Because they're too small.
