How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.