How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.