How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.