Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT