How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.