What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.