How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.