What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.