What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.